too funny

We received a card from Comcast after recently switching to another company. The kids and I got a good laugh out of this. It's just too funny:



The top part says, Without you...

...the neighborhood just isn't the same for us.

Dear Todd Radle,
Just a note to tell you that we're sorry about losing you as a customer. If there's anything we can do to get you back, we're just a phone call away.
Your Friends at Comcast
1-800-COMCAST

If only it were that simple...